All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all
of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your
room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding
with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch
in the kitchen."