I feel sorry for guys who don't have sisters. The best part about having a sister is that she has lots of hot friends who occassionally sleep over and invade the living room in their little nighties and slippers and your parents are reasonable people so they know that they can't exactly tell you to leave and let the girls take over so you pretend to be slightly annoyed while you sit there and try to watch TV but you're really actually enjoying the fact that all these girls are playing around in their little nighties and slippers and after a while they pretty much forget you're there because your sister keeps saying "it's just my brother, ignore him" so they do and pretty soon they're playing Twister and seeing who can do the splits or who's the most flexible and the one girl named Melissa who takes gymnastics decides to show off her handstand and her nightie actually ends up covering her face and uncovering everything else and you just sit there on the couch enjoying the whole show because you're 12 and this is the most amazing thing you've ever seen in your life with your own eyes right there five feet in front of you and she's not even embarassed but she just kinda laughs and actually says Sorry about that like you're gonna complain or something.
