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Skivomslaget fick mig att tänka på denna underbara Monty Pyton sketch...

Nudge Nudge

Man:

'Evening, squire!

Squire:

(stiffly)

Good evening.

Man:

Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Squire:

I, uh, I beg your pardon?

Man:

Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?

Squire:

(flustered)

Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.

Man:

Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?

Squire:

(confused)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Man:

Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Squire:

Are you, uh,... are you selling something?

Man:

SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?

(pause)

Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

Squire:

Well, I, uh....

Man:

Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?

Squire:

Um, she likes sport, yes!

Man:

I bet she does, I bet she does!

Squire:

As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.

Man:

'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh?

Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

She's been around a bit, been around?

Squire:

She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.

(pause)

Man:

SAY NO MORE!!

Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

Squire:

I wasn't going to!

Man:

Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?

Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?

Squire:

Photography?

Man:

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Squire:

Holiday snaps, eh?

Man:

They could be, they could be taken on holiday.

Candid, you know, CANDID photography?

Squire:

No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

Man:

Oh.

(leeringly)

Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?

Squire:

Look... are you insinuating something?

Man:

Oh, no, no, no... yes.

Squire:

Well?

Man:

Well, you're a man of the world, squire.

Squire:

Yes...

Man:

I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...

Squire:

What do you mean?

Man:

Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...

Squire:

Yes...

Man:

What's it like?

Posted

Vad gör tjejen där? Ser lite fånigt ut när honom poserar på dedär sättet. Reklamaktigt, typ för kläder eler nåt. Bakgrunden ser däremot riktigt fin ut! Passar din style. 😲

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